Laws that are meant to be broken

Apparently, some laws are meant to be broken.  Here is a list of a few laws that I have come across which I believe are extremely important to remember.  That is, in case you’re ever caught in a difficult predicament.

  • In the city of Hillsboro, Oregon, the law states that it is illegal to allow your horse to ride in the back seat of your car.  How this law ever got enacted must be quite a story.
  • If you have decided to marry your mother-in-law, you better not marry her in Washington D.C.  Why?  Because it’s against the law to marry your mother-in-law in our nation’s capital.
  • In the state of South Dakota, America’s other dairy capital, it is against the law to fall asleep in any cheese factory.
  • Roanoke, Virginia is very particular about what can and cannot be placed on your tombstone.  If you plan to be buried in Roanoke, you should know that you are not allowed to have advertisements added to your tombstone.
  • If you’ve ever thought it might be fun to explode an atomic or nuclear bomb just to see what happens, you better not do it in Chico, California.  Why?  Because you’ll be subject to a very hefty fine of $500.
  • In Natchez, Mississippi, your elephant is not allowed to drink beer.  He’ll have to stick to wine or champagne.
  • California is very particular about what it deems entertainment and what simply crosses the line into bad taste.  So if you are thinking that tripping horses for entertainment purposes is fun, you might want to think again.  California bars that practice.
  • Only in Kentucky:  It is illegal to marry the same man more than three times.  Apparently, Liz Taylor formerly lived in Kentucky.
  • Idaho allows you to fish in many different traditional ways.  However, if you’ve decided that it might be fun to take your giraffe fishing next time, you should know that it is illegal to fish for trout from the back of a giraffe. 
  • Hunting is a favorite American pastime.  Now, if you enjoy hunting camels, and who doesn’t, just remember that Arizona has a law that states it is illegal to hunt camels there.  As a result, you’ll just have to do your camel hunting in New Mexico or Utah or somewhere else.
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10 Laws You Should Know

  • Although this would seem like a highly unorthodox way to generate business, in Boston Massachusetts, it is against the law to hang a vending machine on a utility pole.
  • In Alabama, apparently unless you’re a sadomasochist, it is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
  • If you are ever travelling through Wyoming, just remember that you may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
  • If you own a house in Michigan, remember the law does allow a robber to file a lawsuit, if he or she got hurt in your house.  It would seem to me that this could incentivize certain robbers to attempt a robbery and use that as an opportunity to file a lawsuit.
  • In Idaho Falls, Idaho, if you’re 88 years of age or older, it’s illegal for you to ride your motorcycle.  87 and under, you’re OK!
  • The use of the names of dead presidents to sell alcohol in Michigan is prohibited.  Apparently however, you can market and sell Bill Clinton Brand Whiskey or Jimmy Carter’s Fine Rum and get away with it.
  • The law states that in Indiana the value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415.  Why Pi is rounded up and not down, nobody knows.
  • In Illinois, it is illegal to speak English.  The officially recognized language is “American”.
  • In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.  What?  How can that be?
  • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.

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For the love of the New York Yankees!

Sitting in the dugout at Yankee Stadium!

Yes, I admit it.  I’m a Yankees fan!  Most of my friends, family and colleagues know this.  But every once in awhile, someone learns for the first time that yes indeed I’m a Yankees fan and usually the response is disgust.

So why am I a Yankees fan?  I was born and raised in Minnesota.  I didn’t have any relatives or meaningful connections to New York.  How did this happen?

The answer to this question is difficult because when it comes to sports, my mind works differently.  I don’t tend to be a homer although I enjoy rooting for the Twins, Vikings, Wild and Timberwolves (for the most part).

In 1994, baseball was in the midst of significant labor issues.  At that time, I was 16.   While I had enjoyed watching baseball growing up, like many fans I was becoming disillusioned with the game.  This was also the point where Mickey Mantle went through his year-long battle with cancer.  I had been raised to believe that Mickey Mantle was just about the greatest player of my parents’ generation.  Something about his experience just registered and I began to follow his journey very closely (since there was no baseball due to the strike).

Around the same time, I was listening to a national radio show late one evening.  One of the speakers was discussing problems with baseball.  He said that with my generation, only around 20% of them could identify a specific baseball player as their favorite.  In addition, a significant percentage of baseball fans didn’t even have a favorite team. 

I could relate.  Again, I enjoyed the Twins but there wasn’t any one athlete that demanded my loyalty.  I collected baseball cards avidly and began to look through up and coming minor league players.  One player that caught my eye shared the same birthday (June 26) as me.  His name: Derek Jeter and he happened to be with the Yankees.

I had always respected the Yankees (in part because I hated the Red Sox) but I decided that once baseball returned from the strike, I would focus my loyalty on the Yankees.  As of 1995, the Yankees hadn’t even made the playoffs in 14 years.  But I felt like things were changing with Jeter and a few others.  And they did.  Quickly!  New York made the playoffs in 1995 before losing in the first round in a heart breaker.

As Jeter entered the majors full-time in 1996, I closely tracked his stats daily.  On June 26, I met him and got his autograph at the Metrodome.  As it turned out, he had a phenominal rookie year that ended with a World Series championship and him winning Rookie of the Year.  It was an amazing experience as a fan and there was no turning back! 

Yes, I am a card carrying member of The Empire and darn proud of it!

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The Best Places to Travel in the United States

Although interesting to see, this goat eating on the roof of a Wisconsin restaurant did not make the list!

Growing up, my family loved to travel.  We would take at least one or two longer vacations a year and see many of the amazing sights from all over the U.S.  By the time I was 16, we had travelled through all 48 continental states.  From those travels, there are many highlights and memorable moments. 

If I had to rank the top 5 highlights from my travels, here is what I recommend:

1 – Bryce Canyon National Park (Utah): Never has a national park so captured my attention for its sheer natural beauty.  It is one of the most striking parks anywhere and is only a short drive outside of Las Vegas.

2 - The Holocaust Museum (Washington D.C.): It is not so much a museum as a deeply moving experience.  It is virtually impossible not to be emotionally impacted by the way this horrific chapter in world history is presented.

3 – Gettysburg National Military Park (Pennsylvania): No place better captures the feel of American History during the Civil War than this historic site.  It is worth the trip!

4 – Na Pali Trail (Hawaii): I love hiking.  This hike on the island of Kauai will give you the most unforgettable views of the Pacific Ocean high above while traversing through a native jungle forest.  An amazing experience!

5 – Glacier National Park (Montana): In every way, this is the idealized version of a national park.  The mountains are majestic.  The lakes are crystal clear.  This park represents all that is beautiful.

I’m always interested in hearing what others have enjoyed.  There are so many great places to see in the United States.  So don’t hesitate to share what your favorites are!

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